You might be a youth minister...

...if you have ever dated a school teacher for the sole reason of getting into her classroom to visit your students.

...if you have celebrated Communion with pizza crusts and Pepsi.

...if you have ever used the phrase, "and King David was a serious hottie!" while leading a Bible study.

...if, while taking time off to rest after a retreat, you make a point of doing ALL the things you told your students not to do on the retreat.

...if you have tried to answer a serious theological question at 3:00am... more than once.

...if you've ever made a list of all the ways your daily life resembles being a stalker.

...if you've ever been given a picture drawn by a four-year-old and realized at that moment that you are the luckiest person in God's whole world.

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