12.25.2006

Heaven is a place where batteries are included

Heaven is a place where batteries are included.

Slot A always matches tab B.

All the boltholes are completely threaded.

Heaven is a place where gas stations don't sell gifts, so you're never tempted to give less than your best.

Anyone else in the spirit tonight?

1 comment:

J.Johnson said...

Man, I never thought about Christmas in Heaven. That's going to be a lot of pressure, all these people buying presents for Jesus. It doesn't matter what Billy Graham or Martin Luther buys Him, it'll always be better.

I could get Jesus a gold-plated copy of the Small Catechism. Luther gives him a copy of Guideposts and his is cooler, because, "Hey Look! It's actually signed by Martin Luther!"

Bummer. Bah Humbug!