A future evangelist?

I had the following conversation with a student yesterday:

(The setup: Whether or not to go on the mission trip depends on when soccer camp is.)

Me: So how exactly does your managing the varsity girls' soccer team serve Jesus?

Him: I'm serving his community.

Me: So that means nothing. How are you doing that?

Him: I'm serving all the hot girls.

Me: Tell me how that isn't completely un-Jesus-like?

Him: Um, I'll tell them Jesus loves them?

Bottom line seems to be: if all sinners were great-looking, all youth groups would have a stellar record for evangelism.